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I like it when the universe conspires to make things just a tad more convenient. We've found our first guinea pig.

And, strangely enough, she doesn't seem to mind tagging along with a group of murderers and sociopaths. She seems rather eager about the whole thing.

This should go well~

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The creatures themselves, or romancing them?

I didn't say recruit, I said grown.

Either-or, but I'm not the type to judge other people's love for their creatures. It's common curtsey, I feel. Though I guess I'm leaning more towards romancing them. Pretty as I find a lot of my creations, I doubt I would stoop that low.

Yes.

So, tell me, How is the murdering going?

It's going quite swimmingly.

How is being chaotic going?

Making them would take too long.

And what exactly is it that you create?

Unfortunate. And you can't test on animals?

A variety of things. Zombies, Lickers, Tyrants... Technically I just create viruses and depending on the mode of infection, some fantastic things can happen.

Nice to know.

It gets tedious after a few millennia, but here I am.

No.

Sounds like an entertaining line of work.

"Lickers"?

Is this about the sheep?

To say the least.

Lickers are technically the next evolutionary step in the lifecycle of zombies. After they've been injured they evolve into what is known as a V-ACT, or a Crimson Head as the kids are calling it, and they have blood seeping through the pores on their skin, sharp claws on its hands and feet, increased muscle mass... And after that, it evolves further into- Well let me just show you a picture.

((just imagine he posted the picture directly. it's just huge and I didn't want to do that to you))

It's for many reasons. [Yes.]

You need to get a pet. Something capable of taking someone's head off.

[Plus, it's more permanent, more useful and less tacky than the cliche of 'getting laid.']

Being chaotic gets tedious? My goodness.

How very very intriguing. And you made all of them?

((I just get an error message ;3;))

Not being chaotic as much as dealing with the same unoriginal reactions every day. Everyone yells, cry or goes in shock.

I can't believe I'm missing the Hereos.

It'd only be a matter of time before it wound up being cut up and put into my food. [;A; Snaaaaaark]

[Wise decision, Kefka. Pets > sex with Jezebel.]

Maybe one of them will arrive on the community.

My offer to send you a Flan still stands. Those things can survive being cut up and like eating people who attack them. [POOR PET]

[He's pretty sure that, much like with sex with Kefka, anyone attempting it would get poisoned pretty damn fast.]

I'd still have to explain where I got it from. And I've made a point not to tell anyone here about this place.

[Or worse. THERE CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE.]

I doubt it. And hope it's not something I promote.

How about a cyborg dog? They look like normal ones until they rip someone's leg off!

[THERE'S NO REACTION LIKE OVERREACTION, AFTER ALL.]

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