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[delilahs_reaper]

I like it when the universe conspires to make things just a tad more convenient. We've found our first guinea pig.

And, strangely enough, she doesn't seem to mind tagging along with a group of murderers and sociopaths. She seems rather eager about the whole thing.

This should go well~

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[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

If she tries to acid you in revenge, I'll have said 'I told you so' already.

i c wat u did thar!

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

By the time she figures it out, she'll be half-dead, so I'm not too concerned.

dohohoho ;D

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

May as well be careful anyway!

[Note to self: don't accept goods from Jezebel unless they are tested thoroughly first.]

yooooou! xD

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

[Congrats, Kefka! By thinking that thought, you are automatically smarter than half the Godchild universe 8D]

I am careful, but there's nothing to worry about with her. She's not particularly clever or else she wouldn't have come along with us.

:9

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

[If he knew, he'd preen.]

Wow, your organization must not be that good if only stupid people join it!

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

[As well he should 8D]

She's not actually joining. She just thinks she is, but the truth is that she's being kept around to see how the parasites affect her.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Too bad you don't have anyone homegrown for it, huh?

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

Why would we want to destroy one of our own when there's so many willing victims outside our walls?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

I didn't say recruit, I said grown.

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

Making them would take too long.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Unfortunate. And you can't test on animals?

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

No.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Is this about the sheep?

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

It's for many reasons. [Yes.]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

You need to get a pet. Something capable of taking someone's head off.

[Plus, it's more permanent, more useful and less tacky than the cliche of 'getting laid.']

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

It'd only be a matter of time before it wound up being cut up and put into my food. [;A; Snaaaaaark]

[Wise decision, Kefka. Pets > sex with Jezebel.]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

My offer to send you a Flan still stands. Those things can survive being cut up and like eating people who attack them. [POOR PET]

[He's pretty sure that, much like with sex with Kefka, anyone attempting it would get poisoned pretty damn fast.]

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

I'd still have to explain where I got it from. And I've made a point not to tell anyone here about this place.

[Or worse. THERE CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE.]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

How about a cyborg dog? They look like normal ones until they rip someone's leg off!

[THERE'S NO REACTION LIKE OVERREACTION, AFTER ALL.]

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

A what dog?

[NOT WHEN YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH THERE ISN'T 8D]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

A cyborg dog! They've had surgery to be enhanced with mechanical and magical powers. It doesn't hurt them, before you ask; that'd be stupid. They're lovely canines!

[Or if you've eaten all the evil magics and decided to do all the evil things so you have a 4x EVIL COMBO.]

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

What do they look like?

((Good thing Kefka has a strong stomach for the evil magics!))

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

We usually make them out of dobermen or dons--pugs on your world--and they usually don't look that different from normal dogs. The most common difference is the eyes--they glow, or they're mechanical.

[delilahs-reaper.livejournal.com]

I'd still have to explain glowing-eyed dogs to anyone who saw them.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Tell them you did it with science.